Hell on GRID.Cluster.1
Life • Web Design • December 5th, 2006—Why are you making that culo face?
—[silence]
—What’s wrong??? Are you mad at me? Have I done something wrong???
—My server is down again. I can’t work
—Again?… Seems like you need to change hosting companies…
—I can’t. Media Temple is supposed to be THE BEST
—Oh
—Yeah [back to culo face]
What are you supposed to do when you are already hosted with the best company, and such company keeps making you eat dog crap?
I used to be a very satisfied Media Temple customer…
Except for the eternal inability to access Urchin site reports on my Mac without the application crashing my browser, and the occasional email glitch, I rarely had any complaints about my hosting service. That is, until they decided to come up with a new glorious product: Grid-Server.
They told us that this updated product was THE SHIT and would solve all of our troubles.
They told all Shared-Server customers that if we had the guts, we should try to migrate ourselves at our own pace, because eventually (and very soon) they would start running automatic migrations to Grid-Server. So I decided to suck it up and migrate myself; so that if anything broke I would be there to fix it immediately. And the migration did break something: something as important as my full work portfolio, but that was my fault and I was able to fix it. I was glad that I did my own migration and now I could enjoy the fabulous features of Grid-Server in peace.
Or so I thought.
Since I migrated and was put on crappy GRID.Cluster.1 both of my sites have become old wounded turtles: Pages take a lot longer to load than they did before, and the worst: For the last weeks everything has gone to hell!
Several times a day:
- FTP won’t work
- Email will go down
- Web domains won’t resolve (mqstudio.com is not found… mafemaria.com is not found)
- If domains resolve, whenever I request any of my pages I’ll have to wait an average of 10 seconds staring at the current page before the server bothers to retrieve the requested page and begin loading it. Multiplying by the approximate amount of page requests I can make on a work day, we’re talking about 1-2 hours of useless wait time a day (I’m not including the time to actually load the pages once they are retrieved).
- And site logs for several days are missing. Since (mt) site reports have never worked for me, all I can ask for is to get my beloved site logs. Alas, no site logs now.
I keep opening support tickets, and they keep notifying me of how “Engineers have been able to solve the issue, and everything should work now”. But it doesn’t. Every day for the last weeks I’m experiencing the same problems. And you know what? I need this to be fixed.. Not only because it probably bothers users visiting my sites who may just leave thinking that I’m an idiot with a broken site, but because I have all of my work hosted in broken Cluster.1. and if the server doesn’t work I can’t work, and I can’t bill, and I don’t make a living.
Media Temple’s 2-month credit for the recent trouble doesn’t even begin to cover the actual cost I’m incurring for being hosted on such a buggy platform.
If this post is able to publish, it will be a miracle.