To: The Toy Elves

Life • April 8th, 2009

Dear Elves,

First it was the red ball. Then the green spider. Today I went ballistic twice looking all over the house for the hammer, and then looking all over again for the green ball, thinking that they too had mysteriously disappeared in our home’s Bermuda Triangle. Thankfully I found them, but I’m still very sore about that missing spider… Will you please stop taking Joaquin’s toys already!

Or at least, could you have the courtesy of leaving a note:

Dear Maria,

Don’t bother looking for it. We took it. Your shopping sense is exquisite. Kisses,

—The elves

I’m really tired of having to comb the house multiple times for toys that refuse to appear ever again. So I would really appreciate you leaving a note. OK?

Kisses,

—Maria

P.S. Feel free to return the green spider. I really miss it.

Posted: Wed, April 8th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
Filed under: Aargghhh!, English, Life, Parenting
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2 comments:

On April 10th, 2009 at 7:46 am, Jennifer wrote:

You know, if you just move you’ll find everything you ever lost in that house :)
On April 10th, 2009 at 1:15 pm, Maria wrote:

It will be the next residents of this house that found our lost stuff. You can’t imagine how many treasures I’ve discovered here… Almost four years after we moved here, I still keep finding little toys that the elves took from the children who lived in this house way before us.

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