Baby Talk
—You know? I don’t think I’m pregnant, but I should not be having any alcohol or sushi any more… I mean: WHAT IF I was pregnant, and I just had a beer last night?
—Ok… But you said that you don’ think…
—I know… But I should be getting my period tomorrow and I still haven’t gotten any of the typical symptoms.
—What?
—Yeah.
—The Magic Bullet?
—Wouldn’t you LOVE that?
—Oh, I would! I would!
—… Against gravity, and despite all my freaked-out attempts to sabotage “the boys”…
—HA! My Magic Bullet!…
… (processing pause)…
—… But I would hate it too…
—Cuz you wouldn’t have gotten to enjoy all the promised copious sex of trying for a baby, huh?
—Right… Only one cagado polvo. :(